"I'm half-black!"
Bubs is one of the weirdest characters on homestarrunner. As you can see,

he has a loose grip of the world around him, and he never seems to be able to well, make a single cent in his sorry, sorry life. He manages to talk, though when he does, nobody likes it. On another note, he is extremely fat. He is also very sad when he carries around his only penny.