What's New? H*R.com updates — the most recent updates to homestarrunner.com
April 24, 2011
Yo yo yo! DJ Sammay G is in the house yall! See new updates soon! URGENT MAIL: Get a load of this! THE PAGE (would) WILL
December 14, 2010
Day O. Day O. Something is finally done on the site and me van go home.
February 26, 2010
Day 739. I was walking through a palm tree forest near my house when Chester Kalugala stopped me with his hand and asked me if I had a flashlight he could borrow. I took the only one I had out of my throat and gave it to him. Then I was flashlightless and could not get home, and I'm writing this update on my turquoise rotary phone.
Oh, a magic compy! It gives me a 2-year supply of food. I get home today.
October 26, 2009
July 11, 2009
Whaddya know? Anything can happen, Hremail 2001 is finally released after over half a year! ABC finally stopped with the stupid sbemails. Homestar's definitely more funnier and cooler than Strong Bad. In other news, a goblin made a rainbow.
July 1, 2009
Day whatever. Some guy stole my identity, so look out for fishes. Sbemail 3.14 is now disabled, so shut up.
February 16, 2009
Day 1,022. I ran out of clothes, so I had to eat my last clamburger, which I was saving for when I get home. A few minutes, or was it hours, ago, I thought I saw a little orange man in a red suit. Must have been my imagination. Or a crab.