The Dirt is a piece of dirt that serves as food for all the famous ladies in StrongBadZone. It is easily the most popular character on the website. It's hit points include 5, llamas, and possibly even 7. It's rival is The Cheat, probably because they have had a close encounter at some point in the past. Nevertheless, it still continues to captivate the minds of the young and old alike, in four languages. This, however, does not in any way affect its ability to play soccer. The Dirt is not to be confused with The Stick. 9 out of 10 B-movie directors agree, The Dirt is infinitely superior to its stupid evil twin.

Death of The DirtEdit

Yeah, right.


The Dirt's languages include:

  • Bringlish
  • Pringlish
  • Martian
  • Oscar Wilde


  • "Ho ho ho!"
  • "Toenails do NOT belong in throats!"
  • "Fear my iron horses! No seriously, fear them."
  • "That was the happiest day of my life."
  • "Oh, crap! I forgot how to eat again."


Penicillin, and Massachsetts.

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